
Telephones scare the crap out of me
And so do official looking envelopes that come through the post
Tom Selleck is my imaginary husband
And I don’t care that he’s well past seventy
I don’t like fireworks
I’m 35 and still don’t like the loud bangs
I find it easier to swim than I do to walk
One day I’m going to sell everything and build a hobbit house by a lake
I’ll build it myself even though I don’t know how to build
Reading is my therapy and I write lots of crap
But it’s my crap and one day a great agent will see
And I’ll get a deal with Penguin, and a bestseller too
I’d rather be cold than hot and I’ll moan
Until someone tells me to shut up because the sun’s not going away
I often talk myself out of going to events
With only a moment to spare and I wonder sometimes
What opportunities I’ve missed because I’m so lame
But I’m a trooper and I just keep on trooping
And I just wanted to tell you that it’s fine to have flaws
We all have so many gifts that were given by God
So go out and enjoy, there’s so much to love.
Much Love
Rachel xx
Nick
I’m the same on fifteen points here 😊
patientandkindlove
Pahahaha
Nick
😊
dysfunctionalandmagicallife
I’ve got a girl crush on you already 😂 sooo many things on there I identify with – keep on trooping !!! X
patientandkindlove
haha this made me laugh x
nickreeves
I agree.
But Tom Selleck I can’t imagine.
xo
patientandkindlove
But that moustache!
nickreeves
Exactly!
crispina kemp
More likenesses than differences here. But that shouldn’t surprise you. Except, nah, I’d rather have a younger imaginary husband.
patientandkindlove
There’s something about his voice….
crispina kemp
🙂
ceponatia
Tom Selleck xD. He is the eternal symbol of 80s sexiness. I always get him confused with Tom Skerritt. Must be the mustaches.