There are so many things that I can’t do
That I wish I could.
I long to get up on the stage
Looking out across arenas full
Of screaming fans ready to belt out
My song that’s been at number one
For weeks and weeks.
But it’s a lie, a dream
That never will come true because
I have a voice like fingernails
Dragging down in screeching tracks
On the blackboard of your mind.
I have fallen in love with I Can See Your Voice. If you are not in the UK, it is a TV show where people have to guess who the good singers are in a line up. If they are left with a bad singer then they lose the ten grand and the prize money goes to the singer.
I know, deep down, that the only reason I like the show is because I’ve always wanted to go on X-Factor, but I have absolutely no musical ability.
This is the first time that I have ever had the chance to get on stage and win money for my non singing ability. I definitely need to apply so that I can live out my pop star dreams; my destiny.
PS Joking. Not joking.