
Yes sir, I can take it on,
I run a market stall back home
So I’m well versed in running
A company all on my bloody own.
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Yes sir, I can take it on,
I’ll be project leader,
I know exactly how to run the team
And be the perfect bottom feeder.
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Yes sir, I can take it on,
I can sell the ice to Eskimos,
Negotiate aggressively,
Hitting price point lows.
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No sir, it wasn’t just my fault,
She was rubbish making deals
And he cocked up the selling task
While I just look real good in designer heels.
Margot Kinberg
What a great take on that show! And I love the way your main character blames it on everybody else!