Yes sir, I can take it on,

I run a market stall back home

So I’m well versed in running

A company all on my bloody own.

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Yes sir, I can take it on,

I’ll be project leader,

I know exactly how to run the team

And be the perfect bottom feeder.

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Yes sir, I can take it on,

I can sell the ice to Eskimos,

Negotiate aggressively,

Hitting price point lows.

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No sir, it wasn’t just my fault,

She was rubbish making deals

And he cocked up the selling task

While I just look real good in designer heels.