the apprentice contestant

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Yes sir, I can take it on,

I run a market stall back home

So I’m well versed in running

A company all on my bloody own.

Yes sir, I can take it on,

I’ll be project leader,

I know exactly how to run the team

And be the perfect bottom feeder.

Yes sir, I can take it on,

I can sell the ice to Eskimos,

Negotiate aggressively,

Hitting price point lows.

No sir, it wasn’t just my fault,

She was rubbish making deals

And he cocked up the selling task

While I just look real good in designer heels.

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