Lights, camera, action!
It’s 10am and time for skin care
Followed by five ways to use avocados,
And we all can’t wait to see
The woman who claims to see the future
Through the medium of asparagus,
Or the TV doctor that will answer the phone in
And tell you what that rash is
In the embarrassing place – you know that one 😉
And then on comes someone from Love Island
To run through the best jumpsuits
To wear to all your summer barbecues.
Finally we end by crossing to the Loose Women
And learning what hard hitting stories
They’ll discuss in that ‘hard hitting’ way,
But my head is already a cloud of wet wool,
Soppy and gloopy with mid morning drool
That I’ll defintely watch tomorrow again.