good morning TV

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Lights, camera, action!

It’s 10am and time for skin care

Followed by five ways to use avocados,

And we all can’t wait to see

The woman who claims to see the future

Through the medium of asparagus,

Or the TV doctor that will answer the phone in

And tell you what that rash is

In the embarrassing place – you know that one 😉

And then on comes someone from Love Island

To run through the best jumpsuits

To wear to all your summer barbecues.

Finally we end by crossing to the Loose Women

And learning what hard hitting stories

They’ll discuss in that ‘hard hitting’ way,

But my head is already a cloud of wet wool,

Soppy and gloopy with mid morning drool

That I’ll defintely watch tomorrow again.

2 thoughts on “good morning TV

  1. Margot Kinberg

    Those morning shows are too much, aren’t they, Rachel? They can be great entertainment if you see it that way, and they always have those quirky guests, etc. You express it really neatly here!

    1. patientandkindlove

      Thanks. I love being off for the school holidays so that I can watch. The one we have is called This Morning and I just love how they can go from the most hard hitting story to a woman who reckons her dog is the reincarnated spirit of Elvis. It’s just brilliant.

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