I love you wearing red
Because it brings out your facial expressions.
I love your eyes
Because they make you look really old.
I love your dress
Because it looks like my mum’s curtains.
And I really love your scent
Because it smells a little bit like cheese.
I absolutely love it when people try hard to flirt, and it just falls flat. And I don’t mean bad chat up lines, I mean lines that are probably more likely to offend than flatter (unintentionally, obviously).
I would far rather a guy tell me I smell like cheese because he likes that fragrance than some cheesy small talk (excuse the pun).