You know, the ones where your teeth or falling out
Or you’re locked in a room with snakes
Or giant hairy legged spiders.
Sometimes there’s a murderer chasing you
And sometimes you’re passionately kissing your boss.
No matter how many times you Google the meaning
You’ll never quite ‘get’ what was going on
In that weird and wacky head of yours.
I don’t know whether I’m still a little bit low on salt after my epic run the other week, or whether I have some serious psychological issues. But I do know that I am having some pretty crazy dreams at the moment.
Last night I had this dream that my heart kept falling out of my mouth. I had to keep picking it up off the floor, brushing the dirt off and swallowing it back down so that I wouldn’t die.
And the night before I dreamt that I had done something bad and I was due to be executed. But the way criminals were killed was to put them in a human sized blender and just whizz them up. I was so sad that as soon as I climbed into the blender, I would never be able to do anything I loved ever again.
I tried to Google what these dreams mean but, unsurprisingly, human size blenders don’t seem to feature in any of the online dream decoders. Wouldn’t it be lovely to know what was going on inside my head as my brain regenerates at two in the morning?