I’m not the kind of trendy girl
who’s known for giving flashy tech
the time of day, or just a little whirl,
so blow me down, it’s quite the shock
when looking on the interweb
I end up going with the flock.
so just before I let you go,
before attention begins to dwindle,
I’ll let you in on my dirty secret –
I’ve gone and bought a bloody Kindle!