the most perfect thread
Like a line of gold thread
Weaving through fabric
The perfect succession
Of hilarious Twitter comments;
The tonic for anything
But a drain on my time.
I just found the most perfect Twitter thread and I was literally crying with laughter. It’s amazing when you spot a little pool of people on the internet, so like yourself that you feel you all need to get together and form your own nation.
If you are interested it’s here. But it’s basically loads of people trying to decide which UK restaurant is the best to have a breakdown in. Given that I spend time at work wondering where is the best place to have a cry (in the cupboard at the far end of the staff room, if you’re interested).
But the fact that people are thinking so carefully about this question like it’s some kind of school project that needs to be answered, is just fabulous.
I won’t ruin your fun and tell you all the answers that people have given but I will tell you that I agree Wagamamas has to be the worst as you have to share a bench with strangers and that’s never fun when you have snot wiped across your face.